Thinkin' Happy Thoughts of Mayhem | longSleeve UNIsx Tee
This long-sleeve T makes a boldly gruesome, vintage horror sorta blatant statement. Well woven weight while tubular knit and shoulder tape steadies a crisp silhouette whilst providing comfort for extended wear. Full front splatter art spews redrum juice ooze with a macabre detail till your audience can practically taste the soggy gray brain matter.
Across the back shoulder blades art placement features BIGhead ID + the Ironic{Alien} Logomark text. Ready to represent when out politicin'; be it an after-party deck smash, carving concrete, or wrapping rhymed syllables 'round metaphor and/or simile at a butt-crack of dawn poetry slam...this is your uniform while you deliver str8 dominance, or team support, as circumstance dictate.
The fit is classic with medium-weight fabric and runs slightly snug (aka it is a skosh small), so size it up if your plan is to layer. Labels not sewn they are printed to reduce itch, and the construction meets EU REACH standards - finicky as they are. This shirt is constructed for solders strategizing edge and attitude that flavor an 'attack, attack, repeat' sensibility.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton for durable, textured hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and gives a clean drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Medium-weight 6.0 oz fabric with classic fit; runs smaller than usual
- DTF inner neck labels and sewn-in label; meets EU REACH compliance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Fabric
Environmentally-friendly manufactured cotton that gives a thicker vintage feel
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Safety and Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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